Where have I been for two years?

You know those times in your life when you look up a movie on IMDB that you've never actually watched and realize that it's been two years since it came out, and really, it seems like it's been, at most, only a year since that movie came out?

Well, I just lived through a patch like that, harrowingly.

Also, is Kurt Russell Jeff Bridges? And be sure to leave a comment for your favorite example of Hollywood "Was I thinking of that one guy or that other guy?"

Fix Your Tags!

A Perfect Circle is apparently a completely different band from Perfect Circle.

Really?


Information like that is the kind of nonsense that gets people sent to

TIGER ISLAND!

The James Carrington Funtime Hour

This is GREAT TV.



You know what it reminded me of?


Bet no one else thought of THAT!

I can't wait to bomb dodongos.

I never get tired of bombing some fucking dodongos.



Seriously, I will bomb that shit all day and all night.