(Lazer) Fun with (Toy) Guns

BJ had to do a photography project this last weekend that involved creating a story out of pictures, and so he had me and John stage a carjacking. When he develops the B&W photos he took, I feel safe in saying that they will be hilarious, especially if these preproduction stills are anything to go by:



BJ decided to go with those cheap plastic cowboy pistols as the weapon of choice for the carjacking, but that wasn't our only option, since we also had access to some choice video game accessories.


Two sights means TWICE THE LAZER!LAZER! That's like eight LAZERS!

Footwear Problems

It's not that I'm super particular about shoes or anything like that, but seriously crocs are the worst and should evolve sometime. Also the comfort they provide is not worth all the actual crocodiles who might see your feet and LAZER! LAZER! them.



Also, those sandals in particular but really also the whole ensemble make She-Hulk look like some fashionable friend of someone's mom and also she too is a mom (but she's trying to play it like she is not). Guess what, I know you're a mom. And the way she dangles the sandals, look at her, she thinks she invented sandals. Guess what, She-Hulk, you didn't invent sandals! (To be honest I stole that last one from Weekend Update but that's okay because new SNL this week boy I'm excited).

LOLEVAN

TEH INTERNET MEMES. I KNOWS DEM.

No Escape!

I remember thinking this sign said something really hilarious at 3:30 in the morning, probably "Poop Avenue." Anyway, now it says "Lazer."


And here's what happens when you try to escape from Tiger Island. For you see, there is no escape from...

TIGER ISLAND!

Happy International Polar Bear Day!

Can't Get Enough of that Harvest Stuff

Frankly, I'm jealous.


Oh! Now, it's YOUR turn to be jealous.


Fuck! I'm jealous again.

Birthday Girl

Monique had a birthday yesterday! The same day as Jean-Claude Van Damme. Neat

I just tell it like it is.

And in the lighter side of the news, here's how I am in love:

• You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often.
• You give and take equally in relationships.
• You need your space and privacy. You don't like to be smothered.
• You're secretly hoping your partner will change for you.
• You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.

Pretty awesome, huh? That quiz was like a laser! laser!...into my soul!

The Return of Lazer! Lazer!

Your favorite feature and mine is back! Lazer! Lazer!, now in nine languages on four continents, and celebrating it's fourteenth consecutive year of publication.

When in doubt, Lazer! Lazer!

This is a thing people say now.

It's too late to go back now. Behold the dawn of a new age.

Lazer! Lazer!