![Call the 900 number that saves him!](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3178/526/320/robimundo.jpg)
Monday, October 31, 2005
Three Photos And Their Offensive Commentary.
![I really do](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3178/526/320/DSC07015.jpg)
Remember, kids, always plan ahead when you need to use a public restroom. Or make sure you bring your crotch fairy. To hold your crotch. God, I love crotch fairies.
![drinking](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3178/526/320/DSC06954.jpg)
Clay is receiving the holy sacrament of our lord and savior, Jeezie Creezie. I hope he's praying for some game, cuz he can't huck and he can't fuck. I mean, if he could fuck, why would he have to be with a DIFFERENT girl every night? No repeat business means no skillz. Mad fucking skillz.
![I'm not racist!](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3178/526/320/whether.jpg)
Luke says he's got a story for me. Well, Luke, I'm waiting. But while I wait, I can fantasize about what the story is. Maybe it's about how he refused to use a condom in a sexual situation, or the issue of the condom just never came up. And then, when the whole thing's over, everybody's like, "Oh shit, we are definitely going to have a baby. and AIDS." At least, she's like that. I already know about my AIDS, and if I see a swell in that tummy, I'm going to Mexico. Ha ha. Just kidding. I'm not gonna tell you where I'm going, bitch. How do I even know that's my baby?
My imagination is exhausting.
Monday, October 24, 2005
Well, it IS a pretty good party trick.
Saturday, October 22, 2005
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Sunday, October 16, 2005
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Sunday, October 02, 2005
Sam
![it happened](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3178/526/320/holdup.jpg)
This is Sam. This is her responding to something incredibly real I just said, probably along the lines of, "You have valid and well-informed opinions on a variety of subjects, Sam."
![so did this](http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3178/526/320/DSC06240.jpg)
That's Bjax in her crotch.
Sam's second-favorite thing to do is flip the bird. Her first favorite is sucker-punching me for keeping it real.
People looking awkward dancing.
Evan and Mike: Yeah Yeah Yeah
Saturday, October 01, 2005
Seriously, Don't Step.
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