Monday, October 31, 2005

Edmundo as Robin

Three Photos And Their Offensive Commentary.

Remember, kids, always plan ahead when you need to use a public restroom. Or make sure you bring your crotch fairy. To hold your crotch. God, I love crotch fairies.

Clay is receiving the holy sacrament of our lord and savior, Jeezie Creezie. I hope he's praying for some game, cuz he can't huck and he can't fuck. I mean, if he could fuck, why would he have to be with a DIFFERENT girl every night? No repeat business means no skillz. Mad fucking skillz.

Luke says he's got a story for me. Well, Luke, I'm waiting. But while I wait, I can fantasize about what the story is. Maybe it's about how he refused to use a condom in a sexual situation, or the issue of the condom just never came up. And then, when the whole thing's over, everybody's like, "Oh shit, we are definitely going to have a baby. and AIDS." At least, she's like that. I already know about my AIDS, and if I see a swell in that tummy, I'm going to Mexico. Ha ha. Just kidding. I'm not gonna tell you where I'm going, bitch. How do I even know that's my baby?

My imagination is exhausting.

Monday, October 24, 2005

Well, it IS a pretty good party trick.

I'm usually the one who snaps these pictures, but I'm always surprised when I come across one of BJax lifting up yet another person onto his shoulders.

Saturday, October 22, 2005

Evtexco: When You Need Shit Done.

"Hello, Evtexco? I need some shit done."

"I reckon we can get that shit done for ya."

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Birthday Girl

Monique had a birthday yesterday! The same day as Jean-Claude Van Damme. Neat

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

The Worst I Tell You!

This is for Danielle, my best friend since before I could walk. Keep chasing those stars, girl!

Sunday, October 02, 2005


This is Sam. This is her responding to something incredibly real I just said, probably along the lines of, "You have valid and well-informed opinions on a variety of subjects, Sam."

That's Bjax in her crotch.

Sam's second-favorite thing to do is flip the bird. Her first favorite is sucker-punching me for keeping it real.

People looking awkward dancing.

This is a picture of me not writing a book about Rachel, as per our agreement. I know it may sound a little silly, but every time I have an urge to write a book, I just drink a lot and dance with pretty girls.

Evan and Mike: Yeah Yeah Yeah

This is me doing my best impression of Mike. Little do I know that Mike is right behind me! Also, I'm sipping on Gnac!

Later, Mike and I share a good laugh at John's expense (we made him shoot Gem Clear! Tee Hee!).

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Seriously, Don't Step.

"Ooo, I'm so smart! I can get my rocks off on another guy's bed. Blessed art me for being such a Goddamn retard."

Seriously, idiots. Give it up. There will never be a point in time where I will not make your dumb ass unembarrassed by the effort.