Monday, October 31, 2005

Three Photos And Their Offensive Commentary.

Remember, kids, always plan ahead when you need to use a public restroom. Or make sure you bring your crotch fairy. To hold your crotch. God, I love crotch fairies.

Clay is receiving the holy sacrament of our lord and savior, Jeezie Creezie. I hope he's praying for some game, cuz he can't huck and he can't fuck. I mean, if he could fuck, why would he have to be with a DIFFERENT girl every night? No repeat business means no skillz. Mad fucking skillz.

Luke says he's got a story for me. Well, Luke, I'm waiting. But while I wait, I can fantasize about what the story is. Maybe it's about how he refused to use a condom in a sexual situation, or the issue of the condom just never came up. And then, when the whole thing's over, everybody's like, "Oh shit, we are definitely going to have a baby. and AIDS." At least, she's like that. I already know about my AIDS, and if I see a swell in that tummy, I'm going to Mexico. Ha ha. Just kidding. I'm not gonna tell you where I'm going, bitch. How do I even know that's my baby?

My imagination is exhausting.


  1. Anonymous12:20 PM

    i demand more photos.

  2. Anonymous12:23 PM

    You said my costume photo should be on the cover of the paper.


  3. Yeah crotch fairy.....

  4. Yeah crothch fairy.....

  5. These pictures worked out real well for me. Those Jesi were really goin all out, I feel my appropriateness gauge really being tested for the first time in a while. and how is luke always ready for a photographic moment of brilliance! it's uncanny!

  6. I'd like to see more photos as well.

  7. the beej11:02 AM

    so if you are going to post more photos i hope they are of me and my huge muscles. and crotch fairys are the best.