Showing posts with label superblog 2006. Show all posts
Showing posts with label superblog 2006. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Go get some beer!

Sunday, February 05, 2006

The People Vs. SuperBlog

This is how it begins. Running Scared.

Outback people talk funny. The only rule is to not steal stuff off the walls.

Westin is the first hotel that says no smoking! Pas Fumare!

iSuperBlog

More ESPN Sports Heaven.

Those chick mudflaps love Yosemite’s new Honda truck.

How to cheer with beer. Not a specific kind of beer. Just the beer institute. Dot Com.

Why Do You Make Me Hurt You, SuperBlog?

Budweiser really put a lot of work into those cards.

What about Jack? You don’t know Jack.

MacGyver sure has gotten old. Mastercard.

Operation: Galactic SuperBlog

Sprint lets me download music when my girlfriend dumps me. Benny Hill.

Degree for Men, doing lots of stunts.

Emerald Nuts are nuts.

McCartney approves of Fidelity Investments.

SuperBlog: Fuck Yeah!

Less irritation, more of that five blades from Gillette commercial.

Pure Power Anthony Hopkins.

Trucks by Tacoma are invincible!

Eat At SuperBlog

CareerBuilder.com’s second spot. Monkey Monkey Monkey. Buncha Jackasses. “I don’t really like drinking at lunch.”

TacoBell: new spot for crunchwrap narrated by Adam West.

Monday, Took Her For a Drink on SuperBlog

That robot made that monster pregnant! And it gave birth to a hummer? It’s a little monster.

Don’t spread bacteria. Use Practical Solutions (PS), the New Clean.

Brokeback SuperBlog

Clydesdales know the important seriousness of responsibility and Dalmatian of beer delivery.

Fabio + Gondola = Old. Or Nationwide Insurance.

Checking scores on a celly with NFL Mobile.

I Got a Basketball SuperBlog.

Ameriquest won’t judge you when you’re humping on a plane.

Phone commercial for the PEBL, as seen in Italy.

Pirates are the new something or other, comedy, I don’t know. Hooks. Sharpie retractables.

All Your SuperBlog Are Belong To Us

Halftime show, featuring Heroin's only success story.

Suddenly SuperBlog

Sprint Phone has TV, downloads music. Crime deterrent.

All Fans are created equally, and will love the game and yadda yadda America. “You might just watch for the commercials.” NFL Network Go TEAM!

Yeah, okay, Desperate Housewives.

Ford knows Trucks. Trucks, trucks, trucks.

If SuperBlog Wanted Your Opinion, SuperBlog Would Have Asked For It

Go Daddy has boobies! Boobies, I tell you!

Fancy Choppers reveal the miracle of razors. Five Blades! From Gillette.

Apparently all these people know more about Desperate Housewives than I do.

SuperBlog doesn't love you anymore.

Play by play of the shaggy dog. Wow, he’s a dog! PG.

Kermit knows it’s not easy muppetering a bicycle. Ford loves the environment.

Wide Open? Young Lady, that’s filthy. Michelob Ultra Amber makes things darker!

Shaq knows more about Desperate Housewives than I do, apparently.

I was saying SuperBlog.

MI3 will help you enjoy life again. Dad: “That guy is so terrible, I want to see that movie to see Tom Cruise get him.”

Well, maybe she is a LITTLE fat. Campaign for real beauty.com

Dad: “I’m glad they showed us a girl with her throat cut on the Super Bowl, but thank god we didn’t see half a nipple.”

SuperBlog in Boots.

Monkeys get wild, wild, wild. Burning money is hilarious. CareerBuilder.com

Spooky Models want me to do what? Is that a Terminator? Oh, it’s a Cadillac.

NFL will read you Green Eggs and Ham. What have you done, you lazy son of a bitch?

On Being a SuperBlog

Busch Clydesdales. Woah! Streaking Sheep! And those guys sure ain’t brokeback.

With Cell phones, look at all sorts of cool stuff. Sports Heaven from Mobile ESPN.

SuperBlog and Robin.

Jackie Chan and Diet Pepsi. Which says that Diet Coke is tougher?

Cars spot. I wish I was a car.

No, really. AT&T and SBC will give you that network. Same spot.

Stop! Or Superblog Will Shoot!

Oh, it’s Spock. Or is that Steve Jobs? No, it’s Spock. Wait, is that Steve Jobs? Have some Aleve, Mr. Spock. Jobs. Galvatron.

Ameriquest won’t judge you if you kill that fly.

Clean the gutters? More like drinking some Bud Light! No, but really, about that leak in the roof.

V for SuperBlog.

V For Vendetta really should have come and gone already.

Diet Pepsi and P Diddy, two shitty shits that shit shit together. Brown and Bubbly. Dad: “That wasn’t funny.”