Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Exact Feeling.

"I know sometimes I'm just out there,
And I know sometimes I can flirt a bit too much.
But I also know I love you,
And why can't you see,
That it's not up to me,
If I'm somebody's fantasy."

Friday, November 25, 2005


Thanksgiving is a special time of year, fuckers.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Pink Party.

There was a party last night, and the theme was "pink." Yah. Jajajajajajaja.

Adam and Sarah. The "H" in Sara"H" stands for "Honorable." Hey, don't look at me, I'm just the messenger. And one of the chief architects of that theory. So look at me.

Jeffy's slut wasn't around, so I filled in. I mean GOT filled in. Why? Because I'm a good friend.

Wonder Twin Powers, activate!

I'm breaking three of the ten commandments in this photo. Charlton Heston would be so disappointed.

Bottles and Malt Liquor Stand in for Weiners and Jizz.

Weiners? Wieners? Weeners? Wiiners? Ketchup? Catsup? Ketchup...catsup. Oh, hello, young man. Are you here to solve my catsup dilemma?

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Friday, November 04, 2005

Best. Marvel Crossover. Ever.

Sometimes, that's exactly how I feel. Not today, mind you. But sometimes.

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Candy Stripers!

I don't know if this is true. But I do know that Karl was up for it.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

THIS is a knife.

I have no clue why we were entrusted with sharp objects. My best guess is that there was some kind of shotgun contest that required the use of a knife to cut the cans. My guess continues: Flying Jesi won the shotgun contest handily. John was then drunk enough to lift Excalibur from the stone.

I think Brosh said it best:

Can't Get Enough of that Harvest Stuff

Frankly, I'm jealous.

Oh! Now, it's YOUR turn to be jealous.

Fuck! I'm jealous again.