Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Hooty for Dummies.

Would you like to hear a story? Yes? About Marv? Yes? YES? Seems he was walking home one day, and he happened to come across some likely folks tossing a frisbee in front of a dormitory. The disc was overthrown and landed at Marv's feet. Ready to prove his prowess, our ever-able hero started making girlish squeals about his talent, picking up the frisbee and using a forehand throw to return it to its rightful owner. Or it would have been returned, had a pesky tree not grown directly into the flight path. Then, Marv told the stunned onlookers, "I'm actually very good." He was shot.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous1:38 PM

    anyone think it odd that the only time i can brag is when I really fuck up? sigh.