Holiday Cheer

Happy Spring Break, Easter, St. Patrick's Day, et cetera! What'd you do to celebrate Jesus fighting demons a la Cottlesteen? I went to the library, ate deviled eggs, and drank like the fool I am with the Bruce St. Posse. Natch. Nuff Said. Excelsior!

Personality Distilled

Also funny if you do not personally know Scott? Yes.

Secret Library Ritual

From left to right: Peanut Butter, Alcoholic Jones, Dunc-A-Monk, Recreational Virtual Vehicle Reality, and Doughboy.

Sung to the tune of "There's a SNAKE in my boot!"

There's a GUN in that boot!

From the night I tore my ACL! Collector's Edition!

I gave out one too many suplexes last night. Now my knee is all buckled.

NWB all tuckered out.

Uh-huh, I bet it was. Anyway, I'm pretty sure that what's happening here is that Nick was all tuckered out from drinking, so he went to sleep on a couch and I guess I assumed he was dreaming about quotes from an interview with Keanu Reeves. And that quote about having a "remarkable afternoon of ping-pong" still does really make me giggle.

New The Game and 50 Cents

These guys must have known something I also know, because the greatest track on either album is the same track.

"Hate It or Love It."

The rest is pretty forgettable.

And 50 told me that he was able to bring women to ecstasy without ecstasy. Which is funny, because the Black Eyed Peas told me the same thing when I saw Be Cool.

P.S. I have a new blog for my patented brand of sex advice! Will it last more than a dozen entries?
P.P.S. No.