Today's question comes to us from E. McB...no, that's too obvious, let's say Evan McB. Yeah. I mean...uh, oh fudge it I wrote this.
My love life is satisfying to both me and my partner, but there always seems to be the need to "top" our previous efforts, which is quickly wearing me down and out. What can I do to keep our relations fresh and fun without killing me?
Thoughtful In Regards to Erection Dues
P.S. What's that song they're using in the new "Nick at Nite" spots? That song rocks.
Whatever you do, don't yawn during sex. That can get you in some real trouble, real quick.
Besides that, might I suggest bringing in another man? It's a little-known fact that the reason so many women despise or give little thought to sexual intercourse is an issue of "natural balance": for, each sexually liberated woman who enjoys sexual contact has the libido to easily handle five regular male sexual partners! Staggering statistical data, but true.
In regards to your bonus pop culture question, the song in question is "Hello Again," by the Cars, from their album, Heartbreak City. This is not to be confused with the tracks of the same name by Hoobastank, Intwine, Howard Carpendale, Neil Diamond, or Lostprophets.