My tardy review of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest:
"Now where's that dog with the keys?" Every single time there was a new joke about the dog that has keys, I had to check my sanity, because I thought there was no way we were going back to do another joke about the dog that has keys, seeing as how we had already joked about the dog that has keys on 40 batrillion separate occasions. And I'm thinking, "Hey, maybe there's a stinger. I wonder what that'll be about." And it was a joke about the dog that has keys. Keys that can unlock your jail cell.
I'm really excited about the next movie. I'm hoping there's more about the dog that has keys. Maybe we'll meet the father of the dog that has keys. I hear he's heroin's only dog success story.