Monday, February 27, 2006
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Monday, February 20, 2006
Saturday, February 18, 2006
Friday, February 17, 2006
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Novelty T-shirts are totally cool with me, bra, but when I see someone younger than me wearing a shirt that has "Atari" emblazoned across the chest, I wonder how poor they were growing up. I'm 22, and I have never thought of Atari as anything other than a crap factory for crap.
Oh, and disregard the following if you're not Kanye West: They're called goombas, Kanye.
Sunday, February 12, 2006
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
- Rage Against the Machine, "Freedom"
- Blur, "Song 2"
- N*Sync, "Up Against the Wall"
Sunday, February 05, 2006
Sprint Phone has TV, downloads music. Crime deterrent.
All Fans are created equally, and will love the game and yadda yadda
Yeah, okay, Desperate Housewives.
Ford knows Trucks. Trucks, trucks, trucks.
Go Daddy has boobies! Boobies, I tell you!
Fancy Choppers reveal the miracle of razors. Five Blades! From Gillette.
Apparently all these people know more about Desperate Housewives than I do.
Play by play of the shaggy dog. Wow, he’s a dog! PG.
Kermit knows it’s not easy muppetering a bicycle. Ford loves the environment.
Wide Open? Young Lady, that’s filthy. Michelob Ultra Amber makes things darker!
Shaq knows more about Desperate Housewives than I do, apparently.
MI3 will help you enjoy life again. Dad: “That guy is so terrible, I want to see that movie to see Tom Cruise get him.”
Well, maybe she is a LITTLE fat. Campaign for real beauty.com
Dad: “I’m glad they showed us a girl with her throat cut on the Super Bowl, but thank god we didn’t see half a nipple.”
Monkeys get wild, wild, wild. Burning money is hilarious. CareerBuilder.com
Spooky Models want me to do what? Is that a Terminator? Oh, it’s a Cadillac.
NFL will read you Green Eggs and Ham. What have you done, you lazy son of a bitch?
Oh, it’s Spock. Or is that Steve Jobs? No, it’s Spock. Wait, is that Steve Jobs? Have some Aleve, Mr. Spock. Jobs. Galvatron.
Ameriquest won’t judge you if you kill that fly.
Clean the gutters? More like drinking some Bud Light! No, but really, about that leak in the roof.
Click spot with hall and oates.
Tostitos with girl working and three people eating delicious Tostitos.
pizza hut with popper bites and Jessica simpson is an idiot.
Finally, a network that connects us all.
“I’m going to Disney World.” Sucka!
Oh the places you’ll go with Harrison Ford. May not actually be a commercial. Finally a definitive answer to football readiness query.
Friday, February 03, 2006
Face it, Polar Bear, you just hit the jackpot!
I mean, that love triangle between Mary Jane and Gwen and Peter really confuses me. If William Moulton Marston wrote Spider-Man, he would have just married both of them.