Friday, May 05, 2006

I'm not saying you're wrong...

Have you heard Trace Adkins seminal 2005 smashly acclaimed C&W hit, "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"? Today, I did. I don't think anyone could have seen it coming, but really, we shoulda, brudda. I would share some choice Jungian anals* for this cultural collision, but honestly, my give-a-damn's give-a-dizamn's busted.**

*I have some choice Freudian stuff for that.

**I didn't buy Karaoke Revolution Country. Or, for that matter, Get On 'Da Mic. So, yeah, maybe I AM saying you're wrong.

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:33 PM

    what? you think you're going to win me over after not posting for two months? you're going to have to try harder than that, mister.

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  2. Sigmund Freud9:46 PM

    Penis penis penis penis penis penis...

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  3. Missy Elliott10:17 PM

    I coined that non-auditory onomatopoeia, bitches! And I hate country music. But you're pretty cute. Cutie pie. No! That's a rhubarb pie!

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