Tuesday, August 31, 2004

That's so sad.

The singer of "Gloria," Laura Branigan, died today. She was 47. The web presence for this is pretty goofy-looking. Still, my dad says she was a looker. Just kidding. My dad would never use the word "looker."

Some advice to people who are in a group and then suddenly the group is talking about somebody, but they've already reverted to pronouns, and you're thinking, "Who are they talking about?" Just let your imagination run wild, and come up with someone who would be great doing the things they're talking about this person doing. Then, if ( and only if) you get asked your opinion regarding this person's decision to have a baby, you say something to the effect of "What, Batman's having a baby?" Accolades shall be yours.

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