Thursday, January 26, 2006

Anybody can love Moby Dick. Whales...and sales. Sails.

The 10 year plan is the new 5 year plan. But in order for me to be where I want to be by the end of 2015, I'm going to need power laces.


Besides that, I cannot say TOO much about my 10 year plan. Obviously two of those years will be spent obtaining the necessary number of signatures to turn power laces into a bill, and then a law. Part of each year will also be spent oxidizing and then shedding my coat. And a generous portion will be donated to charity.

Uh, of my time...And my coat.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous3:41 AM

    i'd call you right now...but, i deleted your number a couple of weeks ago. Also, i disagree with Dr. Quinn...even if i do come to drill half an hour late, I can still say that I do not love Moby Dick, but I love whales. Blue whales...and their 16 foot penises