Monday, January 16, 2006

Movies That Time Refused

The following is not opinion, but a true-life Polar Fun Fact.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) would have been a much better movie with Michael J. Fox in the role of Ferris, Crispin Glover in the role of Cameron, Claudia Wells in the role of Sloane, and Christopher Lloyd in the role of Ed Rooney.

Ben Stein can stay.


  1. Anonymous9:36 AM

    Absolutely the most terrible thing that I have ever read on your blog. You are entitled to your opinion, but I sure am glad that you weren't the casting director. Go watch the Matrix or something.

  2. Also, the soundtrack should have featured Huey Lewis and the News.

  3. Anonymous4:06 PM

    Go watch the matrix? Is that one those new insults the kids are slinging around these days? Oh, those kids.