Having your jersey number be 69 is crass, as is collecting every number 1 (collector's item!) comic. Collecting every number 69 comic? An idea that only a boy could think of! And so it is that I order Ultimate X-Men #69, a feat that Kirkman, Oliver, and a teen rating that is suggested for teens and up, could not get me to do normally. Better luck next time, Catwoman #54!
And you can have these: