Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Urge for Bullet Points...Rising...


Bullet points, like music, have a rhythm. This particular song consists of six sharp notes, like deathly drumbeats.
  • How I Met Your Mother renewed for fourth season. Urge to kill...fading...
  • Before the server went down, bids to meet the cast of HIMYM were up to $27,500. Urge to kill...rising...
  • Shayne won Matt's heart, and also completely eviscerated any theories I might have come up with (cough cough), but a quick change of plans before the finale still netted me a mighty dollar profit in wagers. Fading...Now if only ABC would trim each season by three weeks...
  • Speaking of trimming, The Real World Hollywood is apparently only 12 episodes, but each one is an hour long. Rising... Also: next up, Brooklyn. Rising...
  • Deanna is the next The Bachelorette. If you told me a woman was a Greek goddess with a little southern twist, I would say, "Congratulations, you have just described the complete opposite of what I am looking for." Rising...
  • Speed Racer: Advanced? Wait, what was the definition for advanced again? The good news: Speed Racer is an enjoyable movie with some new party tricks. The bad news: It bombed. The (Joel) silver lining: No possibility of a sequel diminishing the appeal of the first film. Urge to kill...mediated...

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