Here are some bullet-pointed, incredibly true facts about Shayne Lamas, none of which I have made up:
- Shayne's father, Lorenzo Lamas, often refers to Shayne as his "little renegade."
- Shayne has a gambling problem. Let me rephrase that: Shayne is awful at gambling.
- When Shayne is wearing her huge sunglasses, no one can see her or hurt her emotionally.
- Like many people, Shayne likes to enhance a dating experience with alcohol, a process known as "social lubrication."
- Except Shayne just calls it "lubridating."
- Shayne paints her nails black because of peer pressure.