When I heard Shayne say she wanted to curl up into a ball and go to another place, I immediately thought of anotherwoman who tends to do that. Then when Shayne's mother showed the home video of Shayne's acrobatics, I thought, "Fuck it, man, she's got the chops. If she wants to be famous, this is the part for her." Let's get this petition started, Shayne Lamas as Samus Aran in a damn Metroid movie. I am almost halfway serious about this, people. 46%.
And then Noelle's sister kept getting listed onscreen as her mother, and I was all, "ouch that's rough!"