(The key words for today's post are in BOLD.)
Today, after we parked the car, Shayne Lamas and I got stuck in a parking garage elevator that broke down somewhere between the 2nd and 3rd levels. Luckily, Shayne had a camera and today's paper in her handbag, so we were able to prove that the reason for the faulty 'vator was because its permit had expired yesterday.
When we were finally rescued, the near-forgotten daylight was so bright Shayne had to put on her shades. I checked my watch and realized we had been stuck in the elevator for nearly two hours. Shayne had missed a tanning appointment, and was so mad she threw a shoe at me.
April Fools! Nah, but elevator safety is something you should always take seriously.