Tuesday, April 15, 2008
You're my little snow monkey.
Apropos of nothing, I think it would be ideal if every season of The Bachelor started with the fancy cocktail party, where all the ladies get all dolled up and soused and then THE BACHELOR makes ten of them cry, like it does. But then, starting the next day, and here's the twist, none of the bachelorettes are allowed access to any hygiene or grooming products for 72 hours. No makeup, no razors, no toothbrushes, no nothin'. Then, completely free of metaphor and pet names, THE BACHELOR would be able to see who the REAL snow monkeys are, if by snow monkeys I mean ladies who fall apart after 19 hours without hygiene or grooming products.