This is exactly what I'm talking about when I'm talking about the Rock pretending to be Clark Kent pretending not to be Superman.
Also, while Jimmy Fallon would not be my first choice to play Jimmy Olsen, nor Molly Shannon my first choice to play Lois Lane, Superman Returns would have been infinity percent more enjoyable with them in it.
Also The Rock.
Also ah hell let's just call it a day and use this sketch as the template for Superman VI: We Know It's You, Clark.
PREVIOUSLY: Turns out Bryan Singer had NO IDEA what he was doing.