Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Flocke Fever - Catch It!

Flocke, the winsome polar bear cub who has captured the hearts and minds of millions, made her public debut today at the Nuremberg Zoo, and if I didn't know better, I'd say the little tyke has been taking her fashion cues from our favorite Bachelorette:

This just in: reports from Nuremberg are now saying that all Flocke wants to do is drink white wine and work on her tan, but she is also down for snuggling so everything is OKAY.

1 comment:

  1. I hope one of the other cubs packed a (semi) portable spray tan machine, because Flocke is looking a bit pasty.

    Also, Flocke was overheard to say "Grrr grrr grrr," which, roughly translated from polar bear cub speak is, "This is my top 5, right here. I'm into cars, shoes, ohmygod, handbags, sunglasses, and watches. I think if you have all those five, it doesn't matter what you're wearing on your body."